Swarfendor437
Sun Dec 22, 2019 4:40:32 pm
No jokes about Zorin please!
I'll start you off.
A couple would go out every evening for a couple of hours, even on Christmas Eve. On Christmas Eve, a burglar had been watching them and shortly after they left and under cover of darkness the burglar swiftly broke into the house and made his way to the Christmas Tree. As he opened his swag bag to put the presents in he heard a voice say "I can see you and so can Jesus!". The burglar, at first, thought he was hearing things or his mind was playing conscience tricks! He resumes collecting the swag when he hears the voice again say, "I can see you and so can Jesus!". The burglar quickly turns on his flash-light and points to where the voice had come from, only do discover ... a parrot! He then shines his flash-light on the floor where he sees a ginormous Rottweiler! The last words the burglar heard was the parrot saying "Jesus! Get him!"
I'll start you off.
A couple would go out every evening for a couple of hours, even on Christmas Eve. On Christmas Eve, a burglar had been watching them and shortly after they left and under cover of darkness the burglar swiftly broke into the house and made his way to the Christmas Tree. As he opened his swag bag to put the presents in he heard a voice say "I can see you and so can Jesus!". The burglar, at first, thought he was hearing things or his mind was playing conscience tricks! He resumes collecting the swag when he hears the voice again say, "I can see you and so can Jesus!". The burglar quickly turns on his flash-light and points to where the voice had come from, only do discover ... a parrot! He then shines his flash-light on the floor where he sees a ginormous Rottweiler! The last words the burglar heard was the parrot saying "Jesus! Get him!"